We Have A Blood Feud Between Chris Archer And Orbit. The slow- simmering beef between Rays starter Chris Archer and Astros mascot Orbit has spilled over into outright violence. If you are sensitive or a child or a sensitive child, please don’t watch this. On Monday before the series opener, Archer opened hostilities by presenting Orbit with a “Declaration of Unfriendliness”: Whereas general mischief and rascality has been among Orbit’s repeated trespasses, Chris Archer is hereby resolved to carry on a campaign of pranks, gags and high jinks in retaliation which include, but are not limited to, use of objects such as: Water balloons. Whipped pies. Silly string.

Small motorized vehicles. Bubblegum. Hand- crafted signage. And any of the considerable resources of a Major League clubhouse. This resolution is authorized,Chris Archer Orbit promptly crumpled it up.

But the war was on. On Tuesday, before Archer’s start, Orbit made sure to have a special performance booster delivered to the visiting clubhouse. Archer didn’t take the bait. He pitched six innings and got the win. Before last night’s game, Archer presented Orbit with a diploma from the prestigious University of Raymond: It was a trap! Merely a trap, designed to get Orbit to drop his guard so lurking Rays players could ambush Orbit with water balloons. Orbit retrieved his weapon, a big ol’ water gun, and enacted some measure of revenge.

But as long as Archer and Orbit draw breath, they will be at war.

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